THIS IS A 35LB CAT.
HIS NAME REALLY IS SENIOR PACO.
NAMED AFTER THE SHADIEST GANGSTER I MET IN MEXICO 8 YEARS AGO.
HE HAS SLOW METABOLISM AND IS BIG BONED.
HE DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING F#%$ WHAT YOU THINK.
WE DON'T MAKE HIM SIT LIKE HE DOES.
THE ONLY TIME HE MOVES ,IS WHEN HE SMACKS MY WIFE IN THE FACE, WHEN HE WANTS TO EAT.
HE DOESNT LIKE PEOPLE IN HIS SPACE.
TOUCH HIS FAT ASS AND HE'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF.
VETS NEED TO KNOW THAT WE'RE NOT TRYING TO MAKE HIM EXPLODE.


Fans of the obese not worry,




**** The Long overdue Paco Update****










"Just rest the bowl on my gut next time fucko"